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The Locket

This is why Scorvian females never let their mates grow old. Look at John, all wrinkled and worn, displaying a cantankerous personality only a Peackeeper would love. I know John is a short-lived creature, but living with that Aeryn is enough to age anyone.

Girls, let Matala give you some free advice: never let your male live past five matings. Allow him to pleasure you, kill him, and move on. There are too many tillots in the universe to remain stuck with just one for the rest of your life. Remember, an old male is as useful as an empty pulse-riffle, if you know what I mean.

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