when I was a week old
is that good looking guy?
of the perks of my job
ex. What we had together was a beautiful thing, but it was
never meant to be.
be ashamed. It's yours, too. Isn't it.
finally got this site built and put up a page of my very own
to express thoughts on Farscape. I knew that poor human would
be good for something.
allow me give you some background information about myself.
For many years I always thought my name was Giraffe. One of
my first memories was hearing a human child say, "Look
mommy, it's a giraffe!" Then, several months ago, I visited
the Farscape message board and discovered I didn't have a
real name. I didn't know what to do and was quite upset about
it. Then, like a knight to my rescue, a very nice human named
Zhathras named me Geoffrey. Now I have a name and feel like
a real person! Thank you, Zhathras.
live at the Dallas Zoo, which is a pretty good gig if you
can get it. We have cable, but the lions are always there
watching LEXX - damn carnivores! Fortunately, I have an ape
friend who smuggles in tapes of Farscpape every week. We don't
have the internet here, but I can get access via the primate's
lounge from time to time.
like to add that I am a major John & Aeryn shipper. Like
many shippers, I wish the show would stop playing with our
emotions and just let John and Aeryn get together. They are
a perfect couple and need to get busy making a family. I know
the whole inter-species thing upsets some people, but
that's their problem. That's my opinion and I'm sticking to
be posting my articles and photos here as I get the chance
and would love to know what you think of them. If my spelling
and grammar isn't perfect, please be kind. After all, I am
show looks great from up here,
Famous Pa'u Zhaan
by Geoffrey the Giraffe
spore is a spore, of course, of course,
and no one can sneeze at a spore, of course.
That is of course, unless the source
is the famous Pa'u's head!
Hawaiian shirt was cute, but if Scorpius shows up dressed
like Boy George I am out of here"